Why don’t you have more stars!!???!!?? Plus the time it takes to get a state ID, generally at DMVs with long lines and limited hours.

My breastmilk stains always seemed a little greasy, I should’ve tried the blue dawn technique. Instead, I just got better at remembering to shield myself better with burp clothes when pumping.

I’m in California and my local cvs always gives us the better price. They also give me a heads up when insurance isn’t covering something and will contact my doctor to make them write a letter to the insurer for approval. I needed diclegis for my morning sickness (it’s just unisom and b6 but it’s time released) and…

My 3.5 year old also says “peanut” for her brother’s penis. And everything in the crotch area is her “booty butt” no matter how often I say “vulva”.

I like etymotics. My husband (a drummer in a rock band) bought me my first pair.

Exactly. I was disappointed in the cover because it wasn’t interesting. I may no longer be the megafan I once was I’m still looking forward to new music from them. I tend to dislike their recent singles but I still like the albums as a whole. And they are still fun to see live, especially if Pat actually drums and…

I got a fix it ticket for not having new stickers that were lost in the mail. I’d paid and checked with the dmv to have them resent. Even though the cop that pulled me over confirmed my story he still wrote the ticket. When the sticker finally arrived, I put it on and headed over to the highway patrol office to get it…

As a USC student in the mid-90s, I’m sure that I saw this guy and that other women I know did too. And yet, none of us remember anything specific about the experience. I think that if it’s your first gynecological exam (which is pretty common for that age group) you really don’t know what to expect at such an exam. I…

great reminder, I haven’t gone to UFYH in too long

I think they explained that a bit with her being a witch so she could slow down her own aging process. But it was very WTF when I first figured out she was playing a GRANDMOTHER.?!?

It’s not the best episode to start with but my favorite of all time is “My Cake” when JD’s dad dies. His brother in the bathtub and Turk hiding his diabetes are so great. We still quote Scrubs all the time. “Finger or toe? It’s always toe!”

I love the bottle episodes, my favorite is “The One Where No One’s Ready” but I also really like “The One with the Ball” (Trifle Thanksgiving is always fun)

This is SO hard because you want an episode with just enough exposition that they get a flavor for the cast and the premise, but enough “extra” to make it worth watching again. Pilots have all the exposition but are usually dull because they are SO full of exposition and character creation. You want to have the…

I’d totally vote for Diversity Day.

I was going to say Band Candy too but I think it’d be less funny if someone didn’t already have preconceived ideas about the behavior of the adults “without” the candy. I might just stick with Season 1 like The Harvest or Witch because they have decent exposition but are still good.

Don’t worry, the Arctic Monkeys are playing the Hollywood Bowl in October. 

My northern European ancestors may have given me a ghostly white complexion with bright red undertones but at least I can drink all the milk. I switched back to whole milk from 2% for my little ones and it’s just the best. They only drink milk and water and when they’re being picky about food they’ll always eat cheese…

We love all the take and toss products. Sippies, straw cups, and utensils.

We learned early on to only put water in “fancy” sippy cups (like the 360). Milk only goes in “take and toss” cups. Fewer parts to mildew and cheaper so we don’t feel bad when they are lost or have to get tossed. They also nest so they fit better in the cupboard. We have a dishwasher basket for lids and straws.

I would be wary of using a pre-installed car seat because the straps may also not be at the right height. We’ve gotten pretty good at installing our Britax seats quickly (especially when I started carpooling in the morning). In my car, installing it forward facing requires the two Latch connections at the seatbelts…