When a person bases his entire self-worth on the logo of his latest new piece of shiny plastic and metal, it's easy to get butt-hurt when someone points out the emptiness of his life. The obvious solution for them: misplaced aggression at another logo emblazoned on a shiny piece of plastic and metal. It's so much…

Have lurked here for years. Had to sign up just to say I got out of bed. Sat down on the toilet. Opened my RSS feed and was like .. Damn they got me.

No, passengers care about the cheapest ticket.

If alternative medicine worked, it would be called medicine. Steve Jobs thought alternative medicine was viable. What happened to him?

Greatest trick shot in history still belongs to Lee Harvey Oswald.

Suprised that Dogma isn't the King of Wisconsin.

Nothing amazing about a thermal camera if it's only available for an iPhone. Apple junkies will only use them to see how warm and fuzzy their friends get when they touch Apple products.

I'm trying hard not to think about this. I really, really want to own an Oculus Rift when the consumer version is released. I feel that if I desire it too much the days will feel long as I anticipate its release. I haven't been this excited about a product in a long time. I can't wait until the day I can preorder it.…

1. If you expected to be able to make works of art right off the bat, you're not just naive, you're an idiot. Obviously it takes practice and patience to be able to produce something better than writing out "Gizmodo".
2. Judging Kickstarter based off of one project - which was successful and that actually delivered…

I wonder how many hobos are going to be fighting over that house-box when it's thrown away

Ju-Jitsu? I'm gonna learn Ju-Jitsu?

Wow, you know so much more than these research scientists. Your mother must have let you know how much more specialer you are.

Not so sure that this is so great!! I've been fighting FOR all wildlife since 1970, when Cleveland Emery's Canadian baby seal hunt video appeared on The Dick Cavett Show. That was followed by the campaigns to save the mustangs of Jackson Hole, eagles, condors, cougars, wolves, elephants, cheetahs, lions, rain forest…

Yeah ok, that's freaking amazing.

If that is sacrilegious, the I'm a heretic.

As a fellow professional race car driver, I think the joke was totally fair.

I made a website that has all of my clothing with pictures categorized so I can look through that instead of digging through my racks of clothes (I have too many clothes)

son of a

More importantly, it appears he is wearing his I-just-murdered-somebody shirt.

I name my money Waldo.