I bet it got glowing reviews.

“I expected him to act like a gentleman,” said Ms Orr, “and use curses and fisticuffs only against Democrats, queers and illegals.”

I’m bidet curious... I’d like try it before I buy it but I’m not sure where I would be able to find one to use. I might just have to take the plunge and get one off amazon or whatever.

They meant six-bedroom.

Clearly in need of more...training.

Odd. Normally, it’s the Catholic schoolboys who get pounded in the butt by a man with a cross.

Not sure Christ really cares much about gold medals. He got hung up on some silver, though.

gonna sign with Arsenal

While it’s certainly true that police violence/ harassment of minorities in Boulder doesn’t happen often, the town is full of liberal NIMBYs who can and do make it an uncomfortable place for anyone who isn’t white and upper-class.  Source: I work with some of them.  This incident is an example of the kinds of…

Also: he probably didn’t have his ID on him while sitting in his yard. He probably would have to go inside to get it. Then he would walk back outside, wallet in hand. The police will see the wallet, scream, “He’s charging at us with a gun!” and shoot.

F$@K YOU to all the people that whine “He should have just shown His ID” we do not live in a police state( yet) when a person is relaxing in their yard and anyone can just come up and say I want to see your ID. That is NOT acceptable! His children learned a lesson. And another Fu@k you to the people who dont…

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

Right, because what white person doesn’t take family vacations just so that they might get the chance to “kill a darkie”! I mean, we NEVER hear of hotel staff robbing people of their stuff, sexually harrassing young females or pretending to no longer understand English when you dispute phantom credit card charges!

Glickenhaus, of course, is German for “house of glickens”.  Which is just nonsense

Though technology has made becoming a parent a possibility to a wider range of people, that flexibility comes at a price, which makes it off-limits to all but the most wealthy. Freezing and storing your eggs has become more mainstream, but costs tens of thousands of dollars.

At that size I could have glued 4 or 5 Samsungs together. You could network them! I think I just invented the Galaxy Cluster. All of the benefits of highly-available distributed systems computing in your pocket. Plus angry birds.

only with a penis

“What if he gave me a virus somehow?” she asked, worriedly.

I think it has more to do with trying to force parents into acknowledging of your adulthood.

What the fuck is wrong with Alaska and North Dakota?