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The only problem is Romo is in the booth reading the field seconds before the snap, just like he tried to do as a player, only from a far supierior angle. If he were a coordinator he’d not be able to communicate any of this to the players in time to effect the outcome.

There should never be cameras in the bedrooms of guests. That's weird. 

Every breath you take

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

I’m in the wrong business. At these rates, I could buy a neon tetra.

For the longest time, I saw the complaints and thought “well, they’re probably violating the ToS somehow” and was happy with my $350 I’d managed to cash out over the course of the year. Then, I had an unbelievably lucky week and won something like 5 out of 7 games, building up a balance of ~$75 and taking the top spot…

Don’t mention the fact that Asians weren’t historically subjected to slavery, Jim Crow, and anti-black violence.

> Author: *writes an intensely personal article about their life-changing experience being part of a wonderfully vibrant video game community, how it helped them embrace their identity, how they found love and friendship and remarkable people with whom they created unforgettable memories, and how empty it feels now…

Oh well.  I guess it’s Christmas.  That must be why.

Plus who goes after Ariana Grande of all people? Hey, Michael. I know you’re reading this because you’re a washout has-been thirsty for validation who starts shit on social media because Spike Lee will never call you. Listen, you born and raised on the Upper East Side wannabe tough-guy, there’s no such thing as…

First, you got the change backwards.

Just an FYI - the coupons were issued by the restaurant’s former parent company (for use at any of the restaurants it owns), not the restaurant itself. The new owners are not associated with the former parent company - the coupon is still valid at restaurants still owned by the parent company.

I’d argue that in this case it counts. He’s the grandson of Comcast’s founder, Ralph Roberts, and his father has 33.333% of the company’s votes. Even if Tucker never replaces his father as Chairman or CEO, he’s going to be one hell of an heir.

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

Yes. Parents can feed their kids. Or, if they can’t, they can apply for reduced or free lunch, which is available in that school district.

I fear there’s another who’s been biden his time.

This article has three paragraphs, and if you got to the tip jar part you’ve already read two. Finish the job, friend!