THIS.

And I bet you wouldn’t change it in your nonsexual communications either.

I’m sick, right now, because my stomach has forgotten how to digest food... Because I’ve eaten badly and stress. So, now, if I eat at McDonald’s I get sick. (Even their healthier foods.) If I have a stomach enzyme pill, then I can eat a meal there.

Where is the photo of the death bear?!?

I heart you, because Kninja won't let me.

Wait, former?

Alaska is also cool.

Parishes are better and cooler than Counties. Also: We make better seafood.

There are no Counties in Louisiana.

Haha. And you’re not getting my point.

Damnit. Bad typing. I was in a hurry. Ceramic Wheel.

This is also useful advice for ceramuc artists who thow on the weel.

This whole social sex warfare thing is stupid. I think he did it just fine.

Awesome awesome awesome awesome!

Everyone should have rights to be identified as they want to be! For example, I should have the right to be identified as the President of Gawker. Now that I am the president, I recognize my right to be paid a bunch. Feel free to send me a check to my email.

Freaking finally.

Yes, you’ve correctly analyzed the logic I’m using.

[...] You do realize that: 1. You’re reading Gizmodo*. 2. It really doesn’t matter any more.

Besides that, it could be a drone because there’s a computer translating the X, Y, and Z directional commands from a remote into the quad’s motors, and taking into account a buch of different sensor so the thing doesn’t crash.…

“Tell OSHA to piss off” – that’s the start of many fun activities!

Yea, it would be really weird for police stations everywhere to install bee hives and care more about the environment. Maybe instead of using bees, they should try to figure out chemical compounds that are costly and hurt the earth, instead.