For Nick Stango, in apology:

Fascinating, Captain Kelsey.

Uhm, I didn't write the article. Idiot.

A very small display case?

"The "dolphin arms race" started all the way back in the 1960s"

That's because he was a sex offender...

Considering that churches and their books were the bastion of knowledge through the Dark Ages this is sweet karma.

Nothing is purrfect.

HOUSTON SUCKS.

And we can see them with the Oculus Rift and post them on Facebook!

Don't be jealous.

Makes sense, traffic increases where highways are built.

I pity you.

Thank you, my friend.

They are dying just off-screen.

Like it I do not.

Right here saying the same thing, bubba.

I know and you're right, of course.