I believe this is the new, still-experimental inoculation against backlash. Much like the mumps, backlash is way worse when men get it. So I've heard.

I think you should take some advil, get yourself a cup of tea and go to bed early. And don't drive.

Is there a vaccine for Cunt Weaselness that I didn't know about?!

I hate his hair so much. That weird curly stuff in front. Either slick that shit down or cut it off.

I think he's just getting his douche booster.

I bet it's for cooties. When ya gotta court the women vote and all that...

I hope someone from Guinness was there to measure exactly how fast his backpedalling was.

right? 'stop calling me dumb' vs 'my religion literally dictates your life'

I am so using that from now on! In fact, I hereby formally suggest that all future Ran Paul articles be tagged with #SenatorCuntWeasel

Between Rand's thinking that parents own their children and his

I'm not outright rude to religious people, but after spending 20 years of my 30 year life defending myself from screeds about what a terrible person I am, or how I cannot have morals for lack of god, I'm not entirely sympathetic to this argument. Religious people are the vast majority in this country, and much of our…

if religion got out of the business of politics and morality-legislation (while being tax-free) i would be more on board with this... but the religious influence politics and make policies based on their religion that affect us all - as a non-believer, i don't tolerate that.

I was more excited to get a good night's sleep. It was borderline pornographic for me.

Perhaps it would be best to follow his wishes upon his death. I know that I would always want my personal belongings to go directly to my children. Do the right thing.

I'm siding with the kids on this one. Williams never had a good track record on marrying women who weren't after his money the moment they said, "I do."

No, no, no. I'm not criticizing it. I agree with it 100%. I just wanted to emphasize again that this is how we should react to this, but no one is reacting this way even though this has been stated over and over again.

Just because it apparently can't be said enough and must be said ad nauseam:

You just made me realize that it is the perfect type of weather in NY for me to run out of my office at exactly 5, go home, change into pajamas, and watch some of the BBC Pride & Prejudice.