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Throwing away their chance to make A Prison Christmas.

I think less than a year with NO crisis manager. This rando has just become SO FAMOUS. She just needs to keep her follower count up, and she’s gained a hundred thousand followers since the scandal broke. She’ll have a new makeup palette in six months.

The question isn’t who drops her next, it’s how soon will she get those gigs back? My guess is, with the best crisis manager working for her, less than a year.

Wanted her daughter to graduate college, but gave her an adult entertainer’s name. And goodness knows I’ve got nothing against the adult entertainment world, but we all have to admit that ‘Olivia Jade’ is prime for either being shouted out by a DJ before she comes to the stage, or put on a box cover.

Nah, she’ll be fine. She’s still pretty and she’s still rich. She will also be getting a lot more attention and at the end of the day that is the end goal of these influencers. Attention. As attention means clicks and clicks mean money.

I can’t really muster sympathy. I don’t wish, like, death or whatever on her because it sounds like she was kind of a dupe rather than a perpetrator. But, most of us* learn painfully that decisions have consequential outcomes, and that usually happens a lot younger than she is now. She’s just been insulated from the

H should have run for Senate again. I’ll vote for him if he’s the eventual nominee, but he’s not my choice. But I’ll vote for the Democratic nominee no matter what. I’m not expecting some perfect candidate. At this point a bag of rocks would be a huge improvement.

Debate #1 to take place in Madison Square Garden. No audience. Just enough capacity to hold all the candidates.

Democratic debates 2020

Just how many people are running as a Democrat this time? The debate floors are going to look absolutely hilarious.

David Mamet is really good at writing plays about shitty people because as they say “write what you know.”

David Mamet is a right wing nut and admirer of Sarah Palin.  If I ever get in trouble I would not want him defending me.

Yes - she was right. Her brother was a pedophile. I can only imagine what kind of cash incentive she must have been given to make her try and take back the claims in later years.

Yale alum here. Both things are true: the system is unfair and those kids work fucking hard as shit. There are a large number of very rich people in the world, all producing these thoroughbred children. They'll do anything to get their kids that extra leg up; working the system is part of winning in it. These kids

From what I read, the “proctor” would be there for an untimed test and would then change the answers after. 

Yep, a lot of it doesn’t really add up if you’re trying to play the ‘kid had no idea card.

It's the expectation of the spoiled brat.

Exactly. Also, wouldn’t they know what the admissions standards for the school were, and be confused about why they got in when their grades didn’t match up? These kids must have had some inkling. But, either they think that’s how it works because their parents have been making all sorts of things happen for them

Legitimate question after reading this article and several others. All the articles indicate the students were “unaware their college admissions were premised on a bribe.” Okay, fine. But as a 17 or 18 year old, wouldn’t you be aware that it is unusual that someone is in the testing room with you giving you help and

Fun fact about Trump’s pal and owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft -