Hoo boy, yeah. That Slenderman doc was a massive letdown. A really interesting story that was completely not served well by that hot mess of a film.

These Ralph Lauren Denim & Supply jeans at Macys are terrific! (I swear to god, I don’t work for them despite having linked to them a few times.) Make sure you use a coupon code (sign up for Macy’s emails and they’ll send them to you) or check the Macys home page for a code first) and get them for, like, $50-$60.

Never, ever buy them full price at Macy’s. Sign up for their email list and you’ll eventually get a 40% off code while they’re on sale; I’ve bought a few pair and have paid ~$50 for them. They are truly the perfect boyfriend jean for us low-waisters!

That’s where I shop for jeans, too! You might also have luck at macys.com with the Ralph Lauren Denim & Supply jeans. I get the boyfriend jeans (they fit like a dream — but be careful, they just introduced a high-rise version, too - DO NOT BUY!) and some of their cropped jeans are low-waisted as well and don’t need to…

I’m short. I wore them in the 90s. They WILL come up to your neck.

Short-torso’d person here: Mom jeans make my ass look like a billboard and, since I’m petite, give me ZERO real estate in the front. I wore them in the 90s because there were no other options but where my boobs ended, the waistband began. They’re the work of the fucking devil for me. I can’t find low-waisted jeans…

I was in Croydon for a flea market on Saturday. I do not plan on returning any time soon.

Scott Pelley was all over it last night.

*cough* alternative facts * cough*

Women should never fuck Republicans. It’s their job to fuck you.

I apologize that my senator (for whom I have *never* voted) looks like Sloth from the Goonies. At this point, that’s probably the nicest thing I have to say about him.

Thanks for this! I’d never heard about this scandal and went a-Googling for it. I couldn’t find the doc, but for anyone else who’d like more background, this Vanity Fair article is terrific.

I’m sure “representing himself” is just going to be a chance for him to grandstand about his crazy, racist ideas.

Not that anyone will ever see this because I’m a gray, but I feel the need to point out that, about 10 years ago, Elizabeth Vargas on 20/20 interviewed Brandon Teena’s murderer. It was a disgusting puff piece about how this “poor man” was so caught up in his “gay panic” that he lashed out and killed her. The…

Particularly those teenage children who are poor and uneducated. As for the others, they can plead “affluenza” and get away with murdering four people at once.

Watching Episode 9 now. I took a Valium two hours ago.

You are not dramatic *at all* as it relates to this series because it is JUST. THAT. HORRIFYING. But I did make it through E5/E6 last night and...yeah. Thinking about starting therapy again.

I found it impossible to binge watch. After watching the first two episodes back to back, I thought I was having a rage-induced stroke. At episode three, I lost all hope for humanity.

This comment needs to be out of the grays.

Ya know, I read that comment earlier and thought the author might actually be citing something mined on Gawker. (Same with the email; was posted to the prior story in the comments section.) But no. Weird how that worked out.