The answer to this and other questions may be found in the article you just skipped past so you could fire off this dumb comment.

China: [fires Rockets]

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

“What was he thinking?”

So best case, that piece of plywood breaks his fall and he’s fine?

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

Denver McNuggets. Easiest branding ever.

I want to see his fucking tip.

We have only come so far- I still pay to see Boban whenever he’s in town. 

“I have never thought that thing I said” is pretty impressive by the admittedly already high standard of bullshit to say in insincere apologies. 

It’s a me, Pedo!

just stuff the corpses in the world cup stadiums and get on with it

Fuck this shit.

You guys aren’t looking at the big picture. It rains diamonds on Neptune. Diamonds. What a score. If only there were a crew crazy enough to pull it off.

Notice that none of the responses to your post actually address your very valid point.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…