All I keep thinking is that there is so much to make fun of the (Park-5th ave area of the) UES as is, why do you need to make more stuff up?

Burn through all her wacky choices? Nah, you are underestimating the diversity of Black Hair. All you gotta do is look at hair shows. It’s real outchea. She’ll be alright.

I think I’d only be okay with it if the guy had talked to his girlfriend about it too. Because can you imagine if she wasn’t sure about him? The pressure to say yes would be horrible. I’m generally not a fan of public proposals for that reason.

This:

I would like to see the rates of maternal and infant deaths in states with TRAP laws.

What Republicans claim 6 week old fetuses look like:

It’s like this: you see when Courtney Stodden says something and a lot of jezzies like to ascribe more self-awareness and intelligence to her then she’s ever shown the potential to have? Amber Rose is like a different cultural version of that, except Amber Rose can actually back it up.

I don’t disagree with Patrick Stewart either. There was an issue recently in the US where a baker refused to decorate a cake with a homophobic message everyone basically on Jezebel were in support of the bakers. They agreed to make the cake but not write the message, offering the customer an icing bag themselves. The…

My normally rational best friend lost her fucking mind when she was pregnant. Wanted an ‘orgasmic’ drug free home birth with an elaborate post pregnancy placenta eating ritual etc. This is the same woman who curled into a ball and cried (at least once that I know of) when a ‘super absorbancy’ tampon hurt too much to…

You pass no judgment, right. Please to re-read your post for tone and word choice.

My mom had an epidural for her first and fourth deliveries. Her middle two were drug-free. When she had the second baby, it was too quick of a labor to get an epidural, I think my brother was born like 3 hours after she went into labor (I - baby #1 - took 30 hours to show up), less than an hour after she got to the…

The argument isn’t that ”c-sections are bad for you,” but rather “in a non-conplicated pregnancy, c-sections carry a greater risk than vaginal delivery, as it is a major surgery.” The current concern surrounding them is rise in usage, whether for convenience or because of poor medical practice in hospitals.

This makes sense. I knew I was very high risk for postpartum depression so when I read these studies promoting the benefits of encapsulating the placenta I was all on board. It was pretty disappointing when I still got hit with a very severe case of PPD. So one less thing to blame my body for failing at. Woohoo!

Times have changed. I think America is finally ready to accept people like you.

I don’t have access to mine right now, but I do have a story!!!

I see your bear, and raise you a moose family playing in sprinklers!

I just think of how aggressive the ducks in the park got after years of people throwing bread to them and then I magnify that by bear.

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

I’ve heard those called “Gary Stu”s