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SOUNDS LIKE SHE KISSED A GIRL AND DIDN’T LIKE IT

My deeply held belief that nonconsensual groping is Not Okay is currently coexisting, uncomfortably, with my also deeply held grudge against Katy Perry for that fake-ass, appropriative-of-queer-culture, bisexual-but-not-really-cuz-it’s-only-for-the-straight-male-gaze “I Kissed a Girl” song.

Demi on Iggy: “Then we got to actually hang, and we just became close. She’s so awesome. She’s very, very, very real. What you see is what you get. I think sometimes that pushes people away, but that’s what I admire about her. She’s the furthest thing from fake.”

Look, guys, if you want long hair, all the power to you. But you have to remember to GODDAMN WASH IT AND COMB IT. FFS.

Sy Sperling won’t get none ($$$) unless you wear a bun, hun.

Nope. I love a man bun. Men with long hair just do it for me and if they want to put it in a bun, I’ll be into that too. Awooooga.

Brighter shot of Aubrey Plaza’s dress so you can see the sparkle:

Jaimie Alexander = The Lady Sif, of Thor’s band of warriors.

I’m a nurse. I’ve not watched the piece in question. I can do my best and fill in the gaps and say the comment was dumb as fuck. But who cares really. Any profession almost entirely made up of women is prone to lack of respect from certain segments of society.

Just another way, all the incredible nurses out there are saving our lives.

When your primary audience is “people in the waiting room of a doctor’s office,” the last thing you should do is piss off a bunch of nurses.

good, i hope View will be canceled soon

I wouldn’t say that I regret telling people to fuck off since I’ve almost never said it in words, but I regret telling people to fuck off via my actions, i.e. writing people off too easily and either ghosting out on them or keeping them out of my life in the first place. I’ve always had this mentality of “ditch

Me too. I’ve been a loving doormat more times than I care to remember.

Story of my life. I can’t hide my distaste for people and situations. I may not say “Fuck off,” but people know I want to say it.

I said that to someone who really deserved it at my brother-in-law’s wedding two years ago, and I’ve been on a giant “fuck-off” streak ever since. Best thing I ever did.

Turning 30 really changes you. It feels like it frees you more.

Not telling more people to “fuck off” is already my greatest regret in life, and I’m only 43 years old.

I call dibs on Emma Thompson.