You should probably watch "Bojack Horseman"....I think Mr Peanut Butter is your newest crush!
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Why is this on Jezebel?! Seriously, what the fuck Mark?
Let's mock Miley for wanting to be an artist!
Let's mock this woman for asking a bunch of detailed question up front and setting very rigid boundaries for herself!
Fuck...no wonder Lindy & Tracie left...
In no way a Miley fan but is this not fucking Jezebel? Are we really making fun of a young woman (who has been through the Disney machine of processed consumer goods) who trying to express herself? Sure it's not be the most poignant art of all time - but I'd like to see your projects from your first year at aRt…
Tracie! I've been reading (and loving) your stuff since One D At A Time (Yeah...that long!) - I think you're actually the original reason I started reading Jez - wishing you the best of luck, I guess I have to start reading Vice?
Side note: thank-you for the gift of "What to do for my next birthday": STRIPPAH BUS &…
Shave your legs with it. You're welcome.
Compliments only work if you believe their authenticity. That's why you have perky, friendly sales staff outside of the dressing rooms to "help". Customers know when you don't mean it - this is insulting to women's intelligence.
I don't watch tv, especially not The View. But the few clips I do see of it (usually via Jez) make me thankful that I don't have to have relationships with other women the way these hosts do. To have to fake smile while spewing garbage out of your mouth like some kinda Mugatu Derelict fountain while the women around…
So if it was a "joke" - doesn't that mean it's suppose to be funny? This wasn't even clever!? It was a lazy insult.
Hey Jez, you know the article you posted titled "Why it's so easy for me to hate other women"? Well, this. This is my answer.
"People who merely speak of death and suicide don't actual want to die, they do it for the attention"
America: this is why we can't have nice things!
I had the exact same reaction!
He lost me at "then you leave it in the fridge over night"...Que?!
This kid is going to dominate at hide-and-go-seek!
Here's the thing, the next morning *actual* Vancouverites (aka: the people who live in the city and who didn't come in from the 'burbs to fuck shit up) came out and helped clean up. I didn't leave my house after the game bc I knew there were too many drunk, rowdy bros running around the street. It was just like the…
I have no words except: I LOVE YOU WEE ELEPHANT!!!
"I still think they should let people wear it..."
Hmmm, what if I just wear a wedding band? Will my attacker look down and be all like: "Woah, oh, sorry, never mind..." <tips hat>
"Sam Sanders
It's like popcorn ceilings for your hands!!!