A bumbling Robo-Sanchez will be the perfect description of Freddy next season after the Giants give him a titanium shoulder and knee.

ESPN tried to write a feature "What if Gordon Hayward Was Black", but soon realized it was impossible.

Jerry Richardson was actually just looking to hire a butler, preferably with no tattoos, and his general manager screwed it up.

Man, it sucks to be blind.

just because we didn't notice it until now, does not make it any less biscuity

The oral low ground is still being held down by Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander.

Being hired 3 times still makes Pat White one of the most successful WVU alums in school history.

I'm going to be the biggest bitch. I'm going to kill him.

Much better than the video of Sam Cassell and a bunch of Mongoloid children.

The good news is the team qualified for this year's Red Bull Flugtag contest.

Even Charles Barkley thinks people are getting too upset about a little helmet.

"Culminating in their Magnum" would have saved NBA players hundreds of paternity lawsuits.

"Rachel Maddow Will Come Over and Eat Things Out of Your Carpet" was greenlit as a Skinemax reality show before she scored her gig on MSNBC.

Thought about drafting Sam "Feather Not Dot" Bradford and Tony Homo, but those guys are fags.

John Daly has some Shake 'n Bake labs in his motor home, but those are just for the 25lbs of chicken he eats per day.

Blaze of Gory

Doctors are also keeping a close eye on this guy to make sure his behavior is stable.

I've not physically seen Skip Bayless since that time. And I still kind of wonder what I might do to him when I do see him.

Unfortunately, that Cosby sweater is actually how Sidney Crosby sees pinstripes now.

Actually, "Prison" is a famous Latvian prostitute who can tighten her sphincter as to not let any man escape.