Rovell also cited Sharoni's "Olive Oyl body and Guinea charm" as reasons for hiring her.

Those Swedish illnesses can be brutal. Tiger still hasn't recovered from his bout with the Nordegrens.

"Grinding the Crack" also appears on Todd Marinovich's resume.

Jordan Jefferson's attorney is going to plagiarize this story and use it as his opening statement.

That guys was just demonstrating the Bill Bucker play by putting his balls between her legs.

Well, here's a sad story with no redeeming value to it!

Ironically, Steve Rushin attributes his foal-scoring to baldness.

To repeat: The sixth year is a fiction.

Since the flooding, the mayor renamed the city New New Orleans.

it's either a high-scoring white player or a low-scoring black player

In a related story, Al Davis just shit his pants for the second time today.

Actually, Gumbel's hands are broken in this picture because he tried to give them a fist bump.

Oscar: "We are obviously not talking about a Tiger Woods here."

As opposed to Tyrone Hill press conferences, which made everyone go "Ewwwwwwww!"

Luckily, Jordan Jefferson was nearby and kicked Corso in the head to keep him from choking.

In keeping with the Davy Crockett tribute, her genitals smell like a dead raccoon.

Got 'Em, Coach: The Carlton Dotson Story

Pictured: 2 Live Crew and 2 Screwed Jews

Clifford Has to Get Stitches was the ill fated children's book written by Bob Barker.

He is the biggest disaster to hit that city in 10 years.