A wife-beater clad johnson would describe the penis of Scott Peterson's cell mate.

"Cha-cha choking" is how David Carradine would describe pleasuring himself while watching Dancing With the Stars.

Bengals fans would be much happier if Paul Brown followed Chris Henry's lead.

In a move to spite the NCAA, Boise St is also going to bring in snow machines for home games.

Thank you for listening to my movie!

Much better than TLC's "Escape from Bristol" when they installed a tiny camera on Tripp Palin's head in utero and then documented the birth.

followed her to a bar, cursed and yelled at her, cornered her several times and hit one of her friends

If Vick was Korean, he could have argued that he was just tenderizing the meat.

Tony Siragusa got some cheesy glamour shots once, but they consisted of wheels of gouda.

I know that Jerry Richardson would feel a lot better about signing him.

Apparently Shaq hates periods more than Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.

The Penguins unofficial statement is: "Damn, at least the Steelers got nine years from Justin Strzelczyk."

I still think gang rape is pretty much the most Dook thing ever.

"Mourning. Nabisco announced it discontinued Apple Newtons."

He didn't make the football team where he went, either.

That's also the same way Al Davis fired Lane Kiffin.

Charlie Rose: What about if he starts dating a white woman?

Pagan spoke at length about what collitis did to him at its worse.

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They should also rethink having Cory Lidle Night on September 11.