The most awkward TV I've seen was when RuPaul tried to play basketball.

i agree with you. I took 7 months off from even visiting Deadspin (new baby, job, etc) and it took me a while to get back into it. The other day I got more +1s than in my previous 100 comments, and then back to reality. What is sad is that I took almost as much pride in that day's worth of comments than I did in my…

If you were in a small town like Fairview, Arkansas, there's only one or two clubs.

This is just a precaution taken by China to keep their population numbers under control.

I am guessing Der Kommisar, Roger Goodell, is going to need to talk to Gerald about getting Falco's name right.

Waking up to sheets covered in blood, torn apart sandals, and my legs looking like I was attacked by a Jaguar

Meanwhile, former little league superstar Danny Almonte just qualified for social security.

At least he had enough sense to lay off the creaky-hearted Jose Lima.

"Yahoo! Hoo-has!" was my reaction as a 13 year old watching lesbian porn.

I haven't seen someone crash into home like that since Billy Joel.

+1 Sindee

Bill Conlin has a giant "Slider" sign in the press box, but that is just to let waitresses know he is ready for another round of mini cheeseburgers.

I am a dunce

Mark Chmura still reigns supreme.

Sarah Palin has a recurring nightmare about the 2008 elections that is strikingly similar.

+1

I haven't seen a Rypien this disrespected since the Bills said Mark's face looked like a "dartboard" before Super Bowl XXVI.

What that story doesn't explain is that "-and-seek" is what Tony calls his penis.

+5 seconds in the pocket

Emma should crash this event, too. Although to fit in she will need to strap two canned hams over her ass cheeks.