spectacle featuring a falcon, a clown on stilts, and a giant slip-and-slide

Bo Diaz once almost hit a ball out of Cincinnati's stadium, but it caromed off the roof and hit him in the head.

Yeungling's Revenge

You wish someone at ESPN would've pointed out the flaws of the Clutch

Reminds me of when Dave Dravecky lost the ability to clap.

This is just another step towards becoming the editor in chief of the Daily Bugle.

I liked his "I'm With Stupid" tee shirt when he was dating Jessica Simpson.

Bringing a Single New Pair of Eyes was the fundraiser held by Sandy Duncan and Sammy Davis Junior.

A tour of the NFL's spank bank reveals a lot of Jenn Sterger and Inez Sainz.

"A 10 minute video of under 7 year olds?"

This is still way better than Chaz Bono's "Fixed the Dicks" duet with Larry Wachowski.

Brewers fans hope that kid gets diaper rash.

My vote for biggest fan still goes to Mario Danelo who really loved the Hindenburg.

Somewhere, Michael Winslow is impersonating a trumpet playing Taps.

They tried the same thing at a Phillies game, but had to cut it short after the 8 year old kid started with "Now up to bat, some fucking asshole!" and then threw his Miller Lite bottle out of the booth.

out-of-shape teenagers push themselves to the limit in 100-degree heat

"It's all about now, writing my name as Dexter Manley, the Redskin."

In order to save face, the fan committed seppuku while driving his car loaded with bombs into Paul Allen's yacht.

I like this campaign much more than the "RetardStrong" billboards for the Special Olympics.

Of course adding the word "fucking" doesn't make something funny. You've got to talk about SHIT and BALLS and BEATING OFF and CAPITALIZE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF WORDS!!!