Roberto Alomar's wife complained about his rotten tip and ended up getting millions.

Yeah, but still.

This is easily the worst BP disaster to hit the state of Texas in decades.

If Riley had his way, very few NFL safeties would be free.

After playing with Tebow for so long, you would think he would be accustomed to not receiving passes.

Or as Riley Cooper calls them, "Traitor Logs".

Riley Cooper: "Come on, don't compare me with those two coach killers. But seriously, Aaron once killed a graduate assistant coach."

They tried to get Todd Marinovich for their celebrity endorsement, but he's proven he can't kick anything.

It would likely sell better than the Alex Zanardi style beer which has no hops and very little body.

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The "falling out" was actually the floor beneath Mike's dining room table collapsing beneath them during dessert. The ensuing shame then drove them apart.

If Frank Castillo had a solid Lifesaver, he would still be alive.

if the union decides to go to bat for Rodriguez

They tried same thing at Penn State's youth football camp, but all of the parents quickly gathered their children and sped home.

Spaz, Downy, Midget, Cripple, Retard, Handicapped

To really make the defense annoying, Tino had Gilbert Gottfried read the transcript to everyone.

The Rangers are no stranger to these trades, most notably the giant vagina they shipped to New York in 2004.

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