Me or my kid? ;-)

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

JujyJunior is obsessed with my wife’s vagina (6.5 y/o). Constantly asking her questions about it. How does it work? How do you pee from it? Why don’t you have a penis? Do you like it?

See, in my family, we have the story about one of my much older than me brothers. That “what else” is one of those stories that sticks with you as a kid...as a teen..as an adult...as a 40 year old woman...

My mom was the same way, cept w/ Cocaine.

Well now you done it. http://xkcd.com/1013/

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

If she ever offers you Kool-Aid, don’t drink it.

I’ve been to three funerals in my life, but my great grandmother’s funeral when I was seventeen has to be the weirdest/most uncomfortable one of them all.

Disclaimer: not meant to be funny.

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.

This story is one that happened to a friend’s family. My friend’s father is an incredibly well-spoken, intelligent guy, so when his father died, he was chosen to give the eulogy.

It has a name: The giggle loop

FTW: my husband and I went to our former boss’ mother’s funeral. After his sister read a ‘poem’ about their mother—which was just a ten minute long list of things she liked (She liked the color blue. She liked smoking cigarettes...)- our former boss stepped to the front of the room and hit play on a small, old school…

Does she have to be either? She’s pretty fucking young, so she’s going through all the exploration of what you believe and how you think and trying to figure out her own views except it’s happening on the national stage because she’s been famous since she was a child. (wow I think that was a run on sentence.)
To be…

OMG MILEY. Are you literally an idiot?

I have the feeling that someone who genuinely came from a place of love wouldn’t be lecturing Nicki Minaj on how she should go about highlighting racism.

I get why you’re prickly about this, but you can’t just look at this as an isolated thing, and going all #notallwhitepeople isn’t helping the conversation. Tone policing has a loooooooong history, and has been used a) by men to shut down women and b) by whites to shut down POCs. So, when someone who looks like Miley…

Re: Miley’s “undetectable ass” - can we just leave body shaming to the assholes who are already doing it so well and, as feminists, not shame each other’s bodies?