My guy is still a pup, but he has the destructive force of a much larger dog. He's got coloring like a doberman or rotty, so there maybe some of that in him.

They said my guy was an Australian Cattle Dog mixed with some terrier.

So far off the scale, this guy:

The mocha one was on draft at Stoddard's in DTX. Might still be. It's good.

creepily persistent lumpy, white head.

I like this song, unironically, but the real masterpiece here is the video. It's pretty excellent.

I legitimately laughed out loud at the little tea.

Not only are they marked as his parents but Jon is marked as dead.

Craft Beer Cellar has Kuku now. Closest to you is in Newton though.

Cranberry's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's on her period. What is it, your period?

Working under the assumption that they're not doing anything better, sure, I agree. But there are plenty of people out there making a buck three-eighty and working two jobs with kids who can either eat or vote, and I don't blame them for choosing to eat.

The best/worst part of this beer is that it was formerly know as "Genghis Pecan."

"To say he did is to shoot an arrow into a barn and then paint a bull's-eye around it."

"So I guess you could say, this barely qualifies as news."

Well-played.

Zangief would crush Lesnar's head between his thighs like sparrow's egg.

You get a star for being the only person in these threads that gets it.

I now feel slightly embarrassed that I've avoided this beer because of its dumb name. I feel more embarrassed because I didn't even balk at drinking Mikkeller's beer made with weasel shit.

Great point. It would explain why it's so heavy on vanilla which is a very strong flavor.

You're hired.