If only he would have stuck to a movie every year. They broke things when they decided to release Solo 6 months after Last Jedi.

Shhhh. Nobody show him the Dinsey+ slate of shows.

Just give us more Michael Pena.

Jurassic Park VI: Nedry Lives

This is never the wrong answer. Rebels (and Clone Wars) is the best SW material we’ve had in 2 decades. 

How is it wrong? A parsec is a unit of distance, so “best in the parsec” is grammatically comparable to saying “best within a thousand miles” or “best as far as the eye can see.” I’d guess it describes a circle with a radius of one parsec from wherever Herzog’s character is.

I hope they finally explain why he left his daughter on Jakku.

Heh. They even gave her his problem: too powerful for the story so they have to be written off for most of the movie.

I don’t think this means much for theatrical supes as much as it once did. DC has started to show a willingness to use characters both in TV and movies lately that they did not in the past. Look at The Flash, Superman himself, and the few different versions of Batman/Bruce Wayne/Gotham.

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean 6

I saw an article over the weekend saying it was still open if Depp was going to return.

NO. Johnny you’re done with Pirates bro. Stop. Unless you plan on bringing back the intelligent Jack from the first movie and not whatever the fuck happened after that.

I see the Chattering Order of St. Beryl is still around. 

C’mon, tell me that’s not cinema!

It’s pretty much just White Tie attire, and that was apparently borrowed from the stage show.

Yeah, the question isn’t “Why don’t these movies have more sexy times?” but “What would sexy times add to these movies?”  I can’t see any of them desperately needing some more boning to make the stories work better.

The monumental eye-fucking throughout “The First Avenger” is the reason I will bemoan my life lived without Margaret Carter in it.

You had it summed up already right here:

Meh. I think you summed it up well here:

Ehhh. The thing is... I’ve had my fill of movies who seem to insert random sex scenes into the story even though it did nothing but distract from the story for a while there. and I don’t really have faith in Hollywood and other producers enough that I’d believe that they’d go out of their way to make the superhero…

I think there’s a few major issues at play: superheroes are still ostensibly targeted at children, so the US in particular has a lot of hang-ups with kids seeing any depictions of sex beyond a quick make-out (and I’d wager some kids would just get bored with sexy stuff, depending on their ages). This is what happens…

Finally we have a Star Wars movie that includes something about the Empire’s mysterious death stars.