
I still call my friend’s mom Mrs. B and I’m in my 30s. A couple years ago, it occurred to me that she might find it uncomfortable, having long since divorced Mr. B. I asked her if it was okay to still address her that way. She looked at me with so much love and said “Sweetie, I’ll always be your Mrs. B. It’s so much…
Yo, after my abusive experience, I reminded myself, and other people to always have an emergency fund just in case. It’s enough for rent and food if ever something serious happens.
But who will elegize MC Pee Pants?
Even if this is true, and I sort of think it is—at least the part about buying things, my wedding was still the best day of my life. I cannot explain how meaningful it was to have so many people who loved and cared about my husband and I in the same room dancing to Madonna. I had so much fun, and it was completely…
Dudes call your fucking homies out when they act like this. Make him look like the asshole that he is. When one of my girls is being a horrible bitch to someone I let her know full stop. I’ll be like, “look you have no right to treat anyone like that. Now go eat some pizza and take a bath or something and get fucking…
A. It was my day off and, I must admit, her asking for boba made me want it, too. That’s why I got one for each of us. She’s a grown young woman, but whining transcends age, especially between siblings. Thusly, my petty vengeance of dragging out that thank-you period once I actually got home.
I’m trying to become a stuffed crust pizza and I mentioned to my parents that I’m nervous about the timing of some upcoming family weddings, because if I am not drinking then people might get their hopes up that I am knocked up, and I wouldn’t want to make any family announcements till 3 months. My mom and dad laughed…
I’ll say this: I love cheese. I love it. I love everything from skunk-fart reblochon to nutty Cornish Yarg. I make cheese. I know cheese. I am cheese.

Khloe Kardashian would like to reassure everyone that there was absolutely no cocaine at Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s…
I read the headline as Saldana being hired for how she held a gun “in” her panties and thought she sure trashed someone’s casting couch expectations. But alas...
I feel sorry for her music, since her best album was while married to him, but happy for his? He does his best work when he is unhappy.
It’s annoying when people who have valid criticisms and complaints instead resort to racism or misogyny (or etc) rather than actually arguing their position. It’s like, you had a point, but now I can’t take you seriously because you appear to be a horrible person. :/
I bet I could make a bundle being a “Wedding fairy” : a sitter for weddings and bring games and books and activities, I’m really great with kids and creative and we live in a big area for weddings.
I didn’t want kids at my wedding but my now husband gave me a heartbroken look when I said that so I pivoted and not only welcomed kids but hired two sitters to watch the kids and we even had a playground at our venue and reminded parents to bring a change of clothes for their kids. If kids are guests every effort…
JetBlue was my absolute favorite airline. Plenty of leg room, decent snacks, no bag fees, and the TVs in every seat. I’m so upset by this news.
I Timehopped the post. Everyone who knows the story faked offense. It was awesome.
HAHA People are ridiculous. I hope you do a TBT on their anniversary about how gorgeous your sister was as a bride ;)
Not related but your comment made me miss my sister so much. We closed every birthday card, letter or whatever with “you’re the bee’s knees” (her to me) and “you’re the cat’s pajamas” (me to her) Sometimes we used the letters as shorthand.