Gen Urobutcher behind Godzilla? Sign me up!

Yeah, but they’re brown.

Does of question that starts with “Does of” really count as a question?

I’m still debating whether to envy or pity you for not knowing what sodomizing means.

It’s what he does.

Says a lot about Firefly, don’t it?

First name Mah.

I’m with him, if you have a choice between those two, do you really have a choice in your hands?

Or, you know, the service with an established user base of millions. Hangouts.

They’ll just dodge the draft, like the Commander In Chief did.

The problem with declining the invite, is you’re giving him grounds to justify whatever nefarious scheme his tiny brain concocted for you.

Using an XBox controller is cheating. You could fit an XBox in there.

In infinite universes that’s something that could happen, multiple times even.

There’s no Superman in Earth 1, so...

If Barry’s dad can be Jay Garrick in another Earth, Cisco can go by another name in Earth 38

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-pro-wrestlers-are-best-actors-in-world/

Which was god-awful, but it’s definitely a start.

How do you people manage to write BRIAN BLESSED in lowercase?

“Still not a ginger”