I had been bashing my head as to why Wild Dog felt so fucking annoying and yet familiar, and then it hit me. We’ve seen him before. 

The man goes out at night dressed like a bat to beat up criminals. For fun. Did you really expect him to act like a regular human being?

Yes.

Untwist your panties.

That’s not what he’s talking about though. Prime Video is more akin to Netflix, as in you don’t have to pay on top of the membership fees. Unfortunately, the catalog is much smaller than both Amazon Video and Netflix.

It varies by day. Sometimes it’s Prime Pantry, sometimes it’s digital stuff, sometimes it’s for those home fix stuff services they peddle.

*sigh*

Jesus H. Christ. You people latched onto the emails and never let go, didn’t you?

And it failed. Miserably.

And that worked so well.

They both had prime real estate in the Uncanny Valley.

The only ones not affected by Trump’s “policies” will be the people from Alpha Centauri.

It’s a sale, not entertainment. The way sales were set up before, you had to be glued to the store page in order to get any good discounts.

He got no medal.

8/10 bait.

¡Es el tiempo del Hombre de Turbo!

Incognito mode.

He looks like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.

No, John, you are the mummies.