Isn’t that what Penn Gillette did? Like, weeks of only dry baked potatoes with nothing else? After that point, some addiction switch was flipped and he suddenly was cool with moderating his food and can eat normally now. Maybe that was just a good dream I had...

I promise if you only consume vodka you will totally lose weight. There might be some side effects.

The Potato Diet only sounds great if it includes potatoes in all its forms: chips, fries, vodka, etc.

I grew up in Southie and my buddies were always telling me at the time, “You have to watch Boondocks Saints”. When I finally got around to watching it, my thoughts while watching it were, “This movie completely blows”. It is terrible, and not in a good way. It is really unwatchable (and this is coming from a guy who…

you just wanted to type hugfart, didn’t you? so did i, and now i have, WOO.

I loooved this movie in high school, didn’t think about it for a long time, then came across it when I was getting rid of old DVDs ahead of a move recently and felt deep shame about ever liking such a truly awful movie.

My wife and I got all nostalgic and decided to show our hyper-literate, video-game-loving, almost-grown-up sons “Pulp Fiction,” a movie we loved at the time but haven’t seen in maybe 20 years. And damned if we weren’t all bored stiff. We quit half way through and nobody was sorry.

A few things: 1) Pretty sure the opening sermon scene happens AFTER the courthouse scene, timeline-wise. That’s why one says “I do believe the Monsignor’s finally got the point.”
2) Of course he doesn’t recognize the main characters, he was imprisoned before they were old enough to recognize them. They specifically…

Crap, i feel guilty bc the terrible movie i love is Battleship...

I don’t think it’s “semantic.” I think it’s a crucial distinction. I still don’t agree with the protest, but the accusation reported here was that the service was bad because it was rape, and that’s not the protesters’ accusation.

Hmmmm....I know studies have shown that simulated violence doesn’t lead to real world violence. But given that 1 in 6 women has been sexually assaulted, 1 in 4 experience sexual harassment at work, I’m going to say more research needs to be done in this specific instance because as a society, we’ve held that women are…

NOOOO: ““Xdolls is not a sex shop. It’s a place that generates money and where you rape a woman.””

I’m laughing at the three most currently lopsided ones, all which have <10 votes at the time of this post; anti-vaxxers, megachurches, and... Bitcoin!

My prediction: No More Student Loan Debt is going to win the whole thing.

Hi! I mostly did it to be different because I have a real fear of being in large groups. Of course Birth Control is the better choice.

I’m calling Indoor Plumbing for the win.

Something horrible happened to me on Friday and I wished I could have posted this on Saturday night, but alas, it’s Sunday, I’m in the grays, and probably no one will see this. But on the off chance a few people do, I could use some hope that things will get better, and/or I could use some commiserating, and/or some…

Welllll....okay. But it’s gotta have shelving!

I would be willing to sublet one of the hallway closets in exchange for my life.