Someone get this poor man some Lithium. 

The whole article is mean. I don’t get it. What’d Lance Bass ever do to anyone?

I actually thought he was older than 44...and now I’m having an existential crisis that you’re surprised about how old he is, haha. 

They are both adorable and that’s all I know about either of them so, I approve! Worldly 22 year olds are still emotionally 22, so making out on the street is typical, but I’m still like “Yuck!” but then “Aw.”

I’m extremely pale and get hickies very easily, and I hate them!! Someone gives me a slight nibble on my neck and the next day, everyone can tell. I’m 39 years old. I don’t need that teenage shit in my life.

His health is going to go downhill real fast.

When New Moon came out, my younger sister, who was a grown adult in her 20's, was so freakishly obsessed with these movies that she & her friends snuck a fucking birthday cake into the theater for Bella’s birthday.

No, I didn’t disown her but I def love her a tiny bit less.

You’re wrong. Science says that you’re wrong. The original article says that you’re wrong. You obviously did not read it and on the off chance that you did, you didn’t comprehend it very well. Your comments here are more condescending than helpful.

Tom Arnold seems like the kind of person who would needle you to death if he wanted something from you. He’s obnoxious, loud and hyper. 

SNORE.

OMG Uncle Jerry, whhhyyyyyyyyyyy!?!? 

Same. All of it, same. I was a teen when a guy grabbed my boobs really hard and said that stupid “Tune in Tokyo” shit. It was at a party, in front of a lot of people. I ran off crying and only ONE person stood up for me. Everyone else, mostly boys, thought it was funny and that I was overreacting. The kicker is, *I*…

Y I K E S. 

I was just discussing this with a friend earlier today. Someone she knows was arrested recently and was in a holding cell with a man who kept saying “I’m not like these people! I don’t belong in here with them!” I asked if he was white and told her that’s what all of the white people say. 

Ok, seriously with this stringy, greasy, wet hair look. Why? WHYYYY?????

Can we talk about the wet look coming back for hair?? Nicki Minaj, Christy Teigen and now Christina and the two people behind her. Why is this happening? It looks greasy and gross. This is a look that should forever remain in the dark.

I completely agree!

Well, at least I got to spout off about how much I know about Janelle Monae. Haha.

I will help you out a bit. She’s been on nearly every talk show, both day and night, multiple times. She was on David Letterman 3 times and famously danced on his desk. She was a spokesmodel for Cover Girl and has been on the cover of a ridiculous amount of magazines. She acted in a couple of major motion pictures and…

You think she’s only popular on the internet?? LOL