This will not only solve that problem but will also help you blend in with the other Miata owners:

Just like Jaromir, the first time I scored was quick, unmemorable and on a softie.

Although, he did lose all of that cocaine he had in the trunk.

Speaking of racism... Indian? Fake Indian?
Can we expect other articles on Deadspin to refer to Negroes and Orientals?

If he's truly a Redskins defender, then no wonder he can't stop this media offensive against him.

My family needs one vehicle to transport our 2.5 children

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"The Biblical story of the Fall of Man tells us that there are consequences to our sin . . ."

With Brett Favre as the quarterback in 2009, many people in Minnesota were questioning whether the recipients were the intended targets.

Oh man, Harris is fucked. After the police do not interview the victim, decide not to interview the accuser, wait 11 months to release the police report, delay the transfer of exculpatory blood work, decline to send the rape kit until being pressured by the public, tell the victim that her life will be "miserable" if…

The most disturbing part is how many people still wear jean shorts in public.

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

This map is total bullshit. The whole area right here should be solid red, from the southern suburbs of DC to the northern burbs of Boston. The whole damn thing. Bright red.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

The Beer Can Hail Storm that hit Talladega just as the race was finishing in 2007. Nothing like it has been seen before or since.

The Cardinals. So many retirees from the northeast down there that it would be tragic if they moved.

Man, I was hoping for a takedown of the Catholic church.

I had the lovely fun of a similar run in with the law. My 2001 Lightning came with clear covers over red lenses on the rear.

@cobrajoe: Betcha money the judge and cop are conservative.