I would only wear this if it had a pee flap. Or just get a jewel-encrusted catheter.

It's a such great holiday to filter new acquaintances.

Actually, the whole premise that dark-skinned people don't have blonde hair is false, because blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people. People in Melanesia have evolved their own blondeness gene that is completely separate from the White European mutation. So she could potentially have naturally blonde hair without…

Heels are from Hell,

Some of these look comfy. I don't really need all that much room on my own.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is the shower in the same little box with the sink and toilet?

Essentially, doesn't that mean I could take a sh#t, brush my teeth, and shower all at the same time?

TECHNOLOGY

Lenny Kravitz needs to come make me breakfast. Rawr.

Love LOVE Britney an unhealthy amount and I love LOVE this song. I wish I could download it already. :(

I graduated in 2012, and I was a member of one of the sororities listed above, though in a chapter in a small, private liberal arts college in the Midwest. Our alumnae had a HUGE level of involvement with the selection process. This usually appeared when the active members would give low, rock-bottom scores to…

I don't know. I think that even if the intention is to seem hip or cool, the message ends up being, "This is normal and okay," which is ultimately what I want to see.

I'm an attorney, and I defend youths who are accused of sex crimes (among other things). Many end up on the SO registry. I also deal with families involved with child welfare, many of whom have one parent who is a sex offender and considered "untreated," causing the state to intervene in the family. So, I've seen the…

I'm a black guy and dislike hearing people complain about a black woman with a person of another race. I'm thinking she doesn't belong to you, so who cares who she's with. Her skin color doesn't mean you should look out for her, she's just another member of society.

My thing is..I'm from NJ...I don't give a flying fuck abt what people think...I have better things to worry about..like how the shitty dc sidewalks have destroyed every of high heels I own...lol

I thought I would pitch in, even though this might be common knowledge to a lot of you, that in a lot of restaurants, the servers tip out the bussers, bartenders, etc, from their total sales. So, if you stiff the server, you are actually making them pay to serve you.

Am I the only one that keeps reading "Applause" as "Applesauce"? Yeah, just me. Okay.

It may not be legal, but when you've already exhausted your unemployment benefits, cashed out your 401k, emptied your savings account, maxed out your credit cards, and don't make enough to put anything in savings, it's kind of hard to consider rocking the boat when you don't have a life raft to jump into when the ship…

I have lived through this during my teenage years in India. I have had close friends, albeit from financially unstable households, sold off to child marriage, become pregnant young, face domestic violence, even die to dowry (the last two were common in the middle class as well as upper class). Absolutely nothing is…