Why can't a cartoon monkey, be just that, a cartoon monkey?

Look how cute!

That's a horrible idea. If there was ever a time you need to be most aware of your surroundings, it's walking past a group of men.

And I was just talking to my fiance' about upgrading to a bigger apartment or home. Now I feel like an asshole. I'll never complain about lack of space again.

How have you dealt with that for 15 years?

You sound like my husband. :) He just wants me to do the best I can for me. I'll do the accounting, he'll drive the forklifts.

My IUD was a horrible experience. Mirena. I had the worst pain the whole time and the worst acne of my life. The acne was so bad people would come up to me at work (grocery store manager) and make comments. Never again.

Does that include things like the ring and patch? I am super horrible at remembering pills everyday.

I pay twenty bucks a month for birth control. What am I doing wrong? I want free birth control!

That reminds me of the new Fran Dresher show Happily Divorced.

Shit. Growing up with my white mother (1/2 black 1/2 white here) She tried really everything under the sun to get my hair to behave... EXCEPT going to a black hair stylist. She was clueless. I was clueless for the longest time. Like 0-14 were bad hair years, with a lot of teasing from people and a lot of hurt feelings.

Shit. Growing up with my white mother (1/2 black 1/2 white here) She tried really everything under the sun to get my hair to behave... EXCEPT going to a black hair stylist. She was clueless. I was clueless for the longest time. Like 0-14 were bad hair years, with a lot of teasing from people and a lot of hurt feelings.

LOL Thank you.

Funny how you said "half black" but forgot to mention the half white part.

That's because if you live in St. Louis, like we do.You know that it is one of the most segregated cities in America.

Sometimes I feel like people have different priorities and jealous of different lifestyles. My fiance and I live in a tiny one bedroom apartment and I drive a hooptie. But we get out there man and we do shit! We love to travel. If you want a big house, new car and 2.5 kids, that really takes the wind out of your…

Trust me, if I had a dollar every time I was some white girl's, cool black friend. It is unsettling. Like Gay/Black whatever. It just means that the person doesn't see them as similar but very different, and something to be shown off, like a trophy. "Look how diverse I am everybody!"

Xena. I wanted to be Xena. Solidarity.

Old Navy has their sweetheart collection. Midrise, cute jeans. I love them.

Loose the friend!