Unfortunately, Scott Hall couldn't put in an appearance, as he had a prior commitment to shamble dead-eyed and reeking of stale piss through the aisles of a Winn-Dixie to mutter gibberish at the broom handles while furtively drinking from a Swiffer Wet-Jet refill canister.

Ha!

That's great.

Jesus! +1

I dunno, I guess more than anything else, I'm just impressed that Jason has finally found a way to shave six years off of his lifespan that doesn't end with police escorting him out of another Golden Corral.

Especially in Dolan's case, he seems like the sort who gets off on thinking of himself as The Renegade Billionaire Sports Owner Who's Not Here To Make Friends, so an effectively belittling insult has to be one that he can't possibly embrace. As Rauch pointed out, he could theoretically be all, Hell, if being a…

Fuck, dude, at least buy me dinner first.

I like "dipshit" for Dolan. "Dipshit" makes me think of a guy whose total, crushing, infinite incompetence and stupidity are hidden from his own sight by his certainty that he's a genius. Plus, I dunno, it just strikes me as the kind of insult that, when you apply it to a guy, even if he can't hear you, wherever he…

That's wonderful. +1

You know, it's times like these that I'm reminded of the old saying, "It's not how you travel to the Olympics that counts, but whether you return from the Olympics wearing a square acre of Dick Ebersol's sliced-off forehead as a yarmulke."

Ha!

Ha!

I like this neologism. Turned a blind eye to your coworker blowing his nose in the beef-and-barley soup? "Oh man, I totally did a JoePa!" Bit your tongue when the cops asked about your uncle who rubs his junk on toddlers on the subway? "I busted a JoePa on those bitches!" Accidentally unloaded a runny shit into…

I love the baseball analogy with commenting. With TDK, it's not just his batting average: when he swings, yeah, he makes contact... and he hits it ten miles, pretty much every damn time. His average is crazy, but his slugging percentage is truly mind-blowing. His friggin' OPS is probably, like, 1.988 or something.

I love this.

Incidentally, the Prizm is the official vehicle of that facial expression.

Not to be all FINISH ON MY FOREHEAD, but I really do think that, on a per-comment basis, TDK is the best to ever do the commenting thing. No disrespect whatsoever to the many, many, many absolutely brilliant insane people who've plied their wares here over the years, of course, but virtually every TDK comment is a…

Fucking spectacular.

You're so much better than everyone else at this.

[wipes away single tear of bittersweet pride]