Oh, I like this. I envision an entire series of videos of old comics talking sports: George Carlin's immortal "Baseball vs Football"; Bob Hope's many great golf jokes; and of course, Gallagher's famous routine, "Why Do They Call It 'BASKETBALL'???? Is The Ball Made Out Of A BASKET???? NO!!! I Blame The Women."

Ha!

Hey man, it's nice to be complimented, sincerely, but we're not the site's "greatest assets" - not remotely. It's possible to appreciate our silly little dick-joke society down here in the comments, and to want to preserve it, without belittling the great work the site's actual editorial staff does. They're our…

"Look, baby, don't get us wrong: we love your work. Love it. Fox NFL Sunday wouldn't be what it is today without you! We're not replacing you - how could we? We're bringing in another of your kind, someone who can do some of the same things, who's got some of the same appeal, but she's not you, baby: she doesn't…

Hey, if watching little blonde women get clobbered by ultra-fast service is your thing, be sure to head down to the Macaroni Grill next time you're in Huntington Beach, California. R. Jay Soward's shift starts at six thirty.

Nice.

One sports-based charity whose efficacy can never be questioned is the Mid-Atlantic Financial Support Network For Otherwise-Unemployable Former Football Stars, known more commonly as the Washington Redskins.

Wow, that's pretty awesome. However, I can't help but feel as though maybe God wasn't paying close enough attention all those times I prayed for a car to be painted with Kendrick Perkins's face.

That is hilarious.

+1

There's a pretty simple explanation for this. The ball took one look at the signs on the wall toward which it was headed, and decided to make like every savvy investor on planet Earth.

Believe it or not, it's quite common for hard luck to befall small-brained hawks that cross the Atlantic ocean to menace easy targets on behalf of wealthy elites. For a noteworthy prior example, consider what happened to Christopher Hitchens.

Hot diggity dad-gum, that is hilarious.

You know who has real news chops? Jason Whitlock, man.

Federer celebrating with a definite sly old-man-who-knows-he-pulled-a-fast-one face. I think he knows he's cooked.

Forgive my ignorance of Ron Jaworski's thought processes, but has he made clear exactly what he means by "best"? That shapes the debate a bit, doesn't it? If he's looking at who's likeliest to put up great fantasy numbers in 2012, that's quite different from if he's trying to establish which active passers have…

Good and depressing point.

You know, I was all set to make fun of Rominger for putting, "Karl Rominger: once correctly predicted a Supreme Court ruling!" on his business card, until I saw Joe Amendola's.

"You know, he's right. We position players are men of action. The sedentary lifestyle of the starting pitcher withers our souls and drives us mad with boredom."