Thank you. I was going to say, what of us commie socialist Kenyan Benghazi fondant icing haters out there? There's no rubberband for us.

and ...

But when the sugar high ends...

Get Judith Sheindlin on this, STAT.

He was a cutie. This is from Naked City when he was around 20, and billed as Ronnie Walken.

Yes — I was going over in my head if I had all the ingredients for Mario's bbq sauce and all of a sudden that promo/announcement/whatever seemed to come out of nowhere. Gordon Elliot is the producer of the show, so there must have been some tie-in for the promo, who knows.

That's one long eyebrow

She bombed. She was like a little stage-struck kid thinking that her zingers about "community organizers" and "lipstick" were going to get more laughs and applause.

Well, Palin can take it. She's always been even-handed and fair when she's intelligently examining the issues and responding to constructive criticism.

e.x.a.c.t.l.y.

Even the still looks like it's moving...

and ...

I have no idea, but dammit, now I want to find out.

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Kanye West is 37? It seems like he's been around forever!

Have you noticed that Hellman's is kind of crappy now? It's like loose jelly. They've changed the formula and/or stretched it with whatever, that it's really gone down the tubes.