Aknihsuah
Aknihsuah
Aknihsuah

You seem like a wonderful person with a great world view

My theory: this is that this guy is just a complete douche and nobody he works with likes him, and some underling he's treated like crap for years and who he relies on to actually do the research and watch everything and then fill him in on it finally had enough and just started fucking with him "Yes, this new movie

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I can understand not doing substitutions, but not putting out salt and pepper seems pretty pretentious to me. And I'm not even big on added S&P (unless the food sucks), I just feel like customers should be allowed this most basic customisation of the food they're paying for.

do they serve french fries? If so, do they have a special french fry sauce? What if I bring my own ketchup? If I ask for it dry, then can I have ketchup? If I bring a kid with me and we both order burgers do they get a special cup of ketchup or a bottle? If its a bottle will I be thrown out and banned for using it?

This. I'm trying to get stoned, shovel gyoza in my gob and watch netflix and THEN THE FUCKING DOLLS HAPPEN. Never post that gif again. I will pee.

Not just dolls! I work at a group home for people with special needs, and one guy has a motion-activated Sponge Bob that fucking talks whenever you come near it and is programmed to say his name (which, for the purpose of this story, is Harris.) So I'll be working a grave all alone in the dead of night and suddenly

Now I have to sneak into the hospital to see if they can treat my serious case of the heebie-jeebies ASAP.

Yup and they put their paws on our arms if we try to stop. #BossyHappyDog

That half closed, half rolling back in their heads kinda look? #TeamHappyDog

I realized when I was 15 how incredibly racist and bigoted my extended family is. To the point that I feel as though I am violating my own sense of morality and my own responsibility to the world by associating with them. So when I turned 18 I cut them out of my life. I get questions from people being like oh but

My daughter just broke up with her girlfriend over the girl's racist statements about what was happening in Ferguson. Sounds like it has generated racist statements from people who were able to hide their racist tendencies before this. I hope we can put to rest the whole "post-racial society" trope, which wasn't true

We don't do ignorant people any favors by enabling their ignorance.

Last gal's friend is just trying to relate. New mom probably won't shut up about the kids, and so the topic of "taking care of an inferior being" ends up being the only common ground.

The clip I posted was from a BBC programme called Animal Odd Couples. It was the best thing. The only problem with it was that it was only an hour long rather than 8+ hours long.

My grandma's cat and rabbit had litters at the same time, and they would babysit for each other. While the cat was out hunting, the kittens would suckle on the rabbit mommy, and while the rabbit was eating celery, the bunnies would suckle on the cat. The cat ate the neighbor's rabbit and chickens, but of course

l am a leaf on the wind :(

I drew it out over a month's time to savor it the first time I watched it. That, and because it made me sad that something so incredible could be gone forever. Now there is a Firefly shaped hole in my heart that can only be filled with frequent injections of Captain Tightpants and his crew.

"Serenity" will give you some satisfaction... but you are, as are we all, DOOMED to lead a life of nagging, perpetual discontent, now. Something is missing. And it looks like to always will be.

I binged on Firefly. Now I understand everything and am confused...WHY was it cancelled. I need to know it Simon and Kaylee ever kissed! How is River! I need to know.