WHAT!? No NEO CONTRA!!!?? Blasphemy! Such an underrated classic.

I get the outrage. I mean I really do, but this isn’t the first time a female Transformer has had “assets”

My work here is done.

Dude resembles Adam Sandler a bit

Feudal Japan executioners used Katanas not axes. They would test the sharpness and overall quality of new swords on criminals who were sentenced to be executed. Oh well its a video game so not a big deal if liberties are taken.

I liked it.  It was like the Martial Art equivalent to wrestling.  I still wish it had taken off like how wrestling did.

Damn that’s too bad.  Guess I’ll have to get it on an emulator one day.

Funny thing is, is that near the end of the vid he says he made the world a better place for everyone.  I just assumed he made everyone equal instead of just freeing black people from slavery.  How is true equality for everyone a bad thing?

What was your power level, and how much (if any) luck did you have equipped?

I’ve been waiting right along with you!

Can’t put all the blame solely on her.  That script was not very good either.

A most righteous retort!  Bravo!

I’m all for a all female X-Men movie, just not done by Fox.  Make mine MCU!!

That’s what I meant.  You just explained it better than I did lol!  It just bugs me that people saw that and thought:  “Yep that’s proof enough for me!”

And, for the record, the actress lacks the proportions to properly accentuate positive female sexuality - As demonstrated by the fact they had to hire a “butt double” for reshoots.

The second pic in Dawson tweet does look like the pieces were shifted around to add legitimacy to his theory like the article stated. I find it so odd that BS like this is what ends up going viral on YouTube. 17mil views over some non conspiracy dumbassery that could’ve been figured out with some common fucking sense.

My thoughts exactly.  Sadly I think we’ll never know.

I stand corrected on accusing you of not being black. I was wrong and I apologize. But there’s a difference between telling a racist joke and a racist joke that’s funny. There’s an art to it. Most people on YouTube who aren’t professional comedians (which is like the majority) don’t know or understand this. So when…

You’re not black. Stop lying using that trash counterpoint: “I ______ about my race, therefore it’s not racist.” I’ve seen plenty of trolls use that same talking point, and it’s played out because its not even clever. You do know there are self hating black folks that are racists towards other blacks. If you were…

I’m team Evans as well.  Also team Rock.