...whose wizard overlord Hazlik views every being as either an apprentice or a test subject.

That’s cool! It’s like a Dark Sun origin story. I’ll look forward to reading about it when I get my copy.

Starting to think you might be my favorite writer here, honestly. And it’s not just because of your article, but how you’re laying out all the ignorant fools in the comment thread with straight facts.

That hairline is madness.

His reasons given for leaving, years later, were the “environment” and “culture”. That made me wonder if it was that Noel, and perhaps others, were just allowed to get away with inappropriate behaviour. The BBC had serious issues with letting make stars get away with inappropriate sexual behaviour. Most famously Jimmy…

Owen and Beru did though.

Every time a character describes the Bad Batch, they say that they had advantageous “defects” that were then purposefully amplified. They’re “defective” only in that they don’t match the template. The Kaminoans saw their value.

Somebody’s ass must be sore from Trump and Putin fucking it...

Go watch Good Omens it has a way of calming nerves about Amazon adaptations of beloved fantasy novels.

You asked why the show has “LotR” in the title and I noted the reason why: it was a legal requirement from the original deal between Amazon and New Line. That deal was then enhanced by the deal between Amazon and the Tolkien Estate (after Christopher resigned) which gave them other rights, so we don’t know if LotR…

Was Charlie’s Angels ever really for women though? I thought the whole point was that it was super male gazey. (This is a genuine question; I’m too young to have seen the show.)

A two-headed goose? Surely the sign of the apocalypse. Especially after Untitled Goose Game.

It’s almost like what they needed was a big, tentpole franchise movie that subverted all those old stereotypes and killed the past, both symbolically and literally, while showing that the dream of a Jedi hero coming along and single-handedly defeating all the evils in the galaxy was nothing more than an illusion...

*conflagration - no fire

Nope. And you haven’t added anything to my knowledge base either.

Is it just me or does none of that make any sort of sense and just screams ‘bullshit’