Who the hell has time to answer an old phone while they’re busy watching a VHS tape labeled, “Watch Me”?

I think they’re just freaked out because the phone company sent a bill collector for using a phone without service, and no one likes bill collectors.

Dunno. Can’t quite get past the demon that looks like Jaundice Darth Maul

I don’t know what’s so creepy about this. Happened all the time with rotary phones. They were weird.....

Fine! give me some chicken mcnuggets and an oreo blizzard then. Also I’m paying with nickels.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

I read that book when I was like 10. One night after reading alone in the living room after my family had gone to bed, I was slowly walking down the dark hallway to my room, frightened as dopey kids will be. My dad jumped out from behind a door and yelled to scare me. I fell on the floor and couldn’t talk or move…

Well you know Hollywood’s so good to women. Especially when they get older.

In this administration, are you crazy? Hell, they’ll be invited to Mar-a-Lago and be offered gov’t posts. (Not to say that I think much would have happened under the previous admin either—business has its claws into our government far too deeply for any real lasting impact until people decide to get off their asses…

What really makes me angry is that this will have zero consequences for the executives other than a 30% drop in shares. The CEO is still making millions of this.

Remember bullshit like this when people scream that “Government should be run like a business” or “Businesses are always better at X than Government.”

White woman checking in with another white woman (at least you’ve implied you are white or something else besides black), the type of misogyny we experience is different than those of WOC (and if you’re a WOC it’s different than a black woman). It is entrenched with other contributing factors besides being a woman. …

I was wary of this when the new crop came out. But this show has been very good- as opposed to the generic cartoon antics Ben-10.

effing A Santos, effing A.

I could see this being the beginning of an X Files episode where it turns out that the yards she craps in are actually protected from some alien insect who crawls into your nose while you’re sleeping and latches onto your brain, makes you do little things throughout the day.

Hi there, yeah I’ve got a bunch.

MMMM SPACESHIP TASTY

Seconding Black Tapes- I was listening to it while doing dishes one evening and looked up to realize it had gotten dark and the only light on in the house was the one over the sink. Had to turn it off and watch like, 3 episodes of Bob’s Burgers before I felt comfortable venturing into the rest of my apartment.

I describe Nightvale as - if Lovecraft ran Prairie Home Companion.

I strongly disagree with No One On Earth’s assessment of Welcome to Night Vale. There’s an ongoing storyline, it’s just really subtly weaved through the episodes. The first twenty or so episodes are more or less mood and world building, and then it starts its first big StrexCorp arc that it ends at the two-part…