Fabricants are like any other machine - they’re either a benefit or a hazard.

I’m not sure a research article by a Doctor Fabricant is reliable.

I thought about that, but then I remembered that little speech Brad Pitt gave in Inglorious Bastards about taking off the uniform so no one knows you’re a Nazi.

Hey, at least I didn’t mention googling “Mushroom leather.”

Some of the data will be corrupted: I clicked through because I knew where this was going, as I’m sure others have.

What would be really newsworthy would be if Richard Dawkins wove nets ten times his body length to catch creationists.

Spiders and their webs obviously aren’t news, but they are still notable.

I mean.....I clicked on this article hoping to read about spiders and their insect-catching webs, so...

A human teenager with the proportional strength of a spider is called a superhero.

I clicked on the link *because* the headline was so ridiculously banal; I wanted to know why I was being trolled.

Or maybe the irony of this article goes a level deeper than I’m perceiving...

Starting a toxic smoke spewing tire fire to own the petro companies. Genius.

The problem is that the idiots are ruining it for the rest of us.  Ignoring their outspoken idiocy is no longer an option.

Personally, I’m rooting for the virus. In fact, I encourage as many people as possible to skip the vaccine and go to a bar with hundreds of other infected idiots.

How to Talk to Someone Who Doesn’t Want the COVID-19 Vaccine

Come to PA where whitetail deer populations are nuts. They can stand a few culls. I also can’t find venison regularly so I’m good with hunting them.

Goldfish and other aquarium fish have become invasive precisely because people release them into waterways after losing interest or realizing they require more work/space then they thought. Next time do the responsible thing and find a new home for an animal you take in.

Could you point us in the direction of some of this science?

Fun fact: Actual scientists say that wolf reintroduction is better for the environment.

I’m sorry, as someone who voted for this, I was unaware there is scientific information from unbiased sources saying restoring a predator to its natural habitat is a bad thing for the environment.