C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Or you could just hire a hacker to give you one of these:

Here's an option:

For the uninitiated (hip-hop-wise), this is actually a pretty dope track. It may not be safe for work or sharing with non-n-bomb-using loved ones, but if you overlook that part, this guy's lyrical flow is structurally sound, if a bit heavy on the East Coast flavor.

While we're being hypothetical, would've been nice to not see the planes hit the towers in the first place. That eye-for-eye business leaves everybody blind. How bout everybody just launch their nukes all at the same time, in every direction? Then we'll see who's a badass or whatever.

I kinda like this one, if you go off of very loose criteria. It's in space, ships dock on and disembark from it, people live there, and depending on who you talk to...it was *designed*.

*worst

What an unrealistic depiction of how traffic actually moves in L.A.

Am I the only person that uses index fingers for both front/top and back/bottom shoulder buttons? Because him holding the controller how he does strikes me as odd.

I...just don't understand how this could outlast Futurama. Futurama took the best parts of The Simpsons and made it 'cool' (because futuristic).

What is this? This isn't Dexter's Lab, and it isn't PowerPuff Girls, and it isn't Total Drama...???

Forgot about this one. How could I have? So many Nick shows were just tops in the 90's, though. Hey Arnold! was pretty awesome too.

It'd be nice to see a follow-up article that ranks the shows commented on. The ones I agree with, in order (judging off of animation/design quality, story/plot structure, wit, and 'entertaining value'):

Even against low expectations, NBA Live 14 was a complete disaster, but at least it launched. NBA 2K14 did put out a distinctive product for the next-generation systems, but it arrived with glitches, some of them crippling, and 2K saddled it with an unbalanced virtual economy in an environment where users have to…

Machine that sits in the corner and goes "ping"? I'm not sure what that could be.

Did you watch last night's episode?

Surprised this doesn't include the Chelyabinsk meteorite.

Maybe next time they try with tankers?

Bravo.