Because I know that but maybe Donald doesn't.

Also the tried and true playground word game of “I know you are, but what am I”?

Yuuuge win for you.

Seriously, who cares about Iowa anyway? And, potatoes, who wants to be famous for potatoes? It's an ugly vegetable. Who wants to eat ugly vegetables? I certainly don't. Do you know what's beautiful? Corn. Great vegetable, tremendous vegetable. Just beautiful. That's what New Hampshire has, right? Corn? That's why I'm…

Is any of this a surprise? I could see him getting decked and then going "Did you see how I punched that loser's hand with my face? I'm awesome!"

Please screenshot and save this comment for posterity, because I guarantee this is what his eventual concession speech will sound like.

“I never wanted the presidency, I just wanted to shake up the political scene to get us back on track as a Great Country. You’re welcome, losers.”

This is classic playground talk taken to its most extreme.

Who the hell wants to come in first in Iowa? Losers, that’s who. I’ll tell you the state to win and that’s New Hampshire!

You’re always winning when you’re making up both the contest and the rules.

More like these women got better things to do than let guys decide who they stay friends with.

i’m sure we’ll get more in depth analysis later. Dirt Bag is a scheduled column so it’s not a big deal it was posted when it normally is.

it is my deepest, purest hope that Kim ripped into Ye about drawing his ex and her CHILD into a stupid rapper beef. She is so media savvy; I hope she was furious with him.

How many rescues could have been spayed, neutered and vaccinated with the $$$$ PETA spends on lawyers?

There is another option: The Humane Society. All the activism and none of the crazy, rage inducing bullshit.

Even if Naruto could sue for copyright, who the hell says PETA gets to speak for him and handle his money?

...after biting the boob of a security guard...

Now this is a woman who didn’t read Flygirl.

In every interview he comes off ridiculously charming sooooo more for me :) I’m also a super nerd at heart