Boy, if this kid works hard, refines his game, and keeps his nose clean, he might one day be as good as NHL All-Star Game MVP, John Scott.

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.

Tom, It’s the Triple DayDay or it’s nothing.

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Byron Scott: I specifically told you guys to make sure they E’Twauned less. Look at your game plans!

In further honor of Shaq, the installation process for the statue will be completed in four major steps.

“The Seahawks warned the Cardinals about Carolina’s turf.”

(Looks at map)(Finds Knoxville, TN)

The jokes seemed to be explaining themselves, thoug—(Cums).

“Stop,” she screamed. The planet froze.

“Target? What’s a target?” (Clangs 28-foot shot off of baseline camera.)

Board of Trustees: We have to do something about our commitment to the athletes. We at least owe them a guaranteed four year education. The contracts and scholarships we give them now aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

Williams obviously had no idea how to deal with his purchases. Gotta view this as a structural failure on the part of the team. Phil Jackson has clearly shirked his instructional duties as the only person in the entire Knicks organization with any experience regarding valuable jewelry.

EDIT: TLDR, Jay.

More like Michael C. Jordan, am I right?

As Gilbert’s post proves, if you have that many butts running around the arena willy-nilly, you’re bound to end with some major pieces of shit in the stands.

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

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the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened?

If Bryant had quit when he first realized he couldn’t shoot it that far up anymore, he’d have retired in July 2003.