Rob Ryan: You get to saw off a log after every TD? Sign me up and pass the poutine, motherfuckers!

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The Great White Whey

Back To Drewl

“LaTavian dunks basketball.”

All of Outkast’s efforts have lacked appropriate editing. Even SouthernPlaya should have taken a cue from some of the other Atlanta artists, mostly produced by Dupri, and only been 8 songs with no interludes.

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So the Nats PR guy called to clarify that this team has strangled Harper and choked away the whole season? Seems about right.

Gold bottles

Mr. Young became incensed that despite the board’s continued admonitions to raise expectations for the football team, the coach refused to change his goddamned last name.

Hard to see an outcome where this doesn’t eventually blow up in Pierre-Paul’s face.

JPP: (Goes to itch his balls. Rubs missing finger stump on them.) EWWW!

Tom Ley doing movie reviews now? More like *Reer*-son and Leech.

Shitbag Billionaire

Packing shit into little holes is what they do in Happy Va—wait no, that’s what they do in fecal testing labs. They commit child rape in Happy Valley. I sometimes confuse the two.

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“What the hell does everybody expect from Nadir?”

or you passed on a lie you were told

I wouldn’t be surprised if trading BJs for access was the norm in Washington. After all, Snyder did quadruple DP in exchange for RGIII.

The Fatural