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Why is there no white history month?

Lucy Pawle: In fact it might be gobbledygook.

“You no account, fat-assed, thieving, son-of-a-bitch, I’m only gonna say this once, so you better fucking listen: If you take a drummie, the next one you eat has to be a flat one!”

All right, you convinced me. Now retire so we give your seat to Warrick Dunn, you fucking imbecile.

Colin Cowherd is just glad he’s no longer the whitest dickhead in sports.

A League of They’re Owned

“Look at the flick of that the wrist.”

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I still love Jeff Tweedy and don’t really blame him for being surly:

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Álvarez told HBO after the fight that he looks forward to taking on GGG

Austin Rivers Did It Again

Man, Shaq really destroyed that confidence monitor. But of course, Phil did go back to the Lakers a few years later.

I wouldn’t be so fast to say Miller sucks. Have you seen those chompers? There’s no way he can get them out of the way enough to achieve any kind of suction.

It’s both a little weird and also quite endearing that the backline on the floor looks like it came out of a local dive and the tags on the sthh mics were scribbled by a frazzled A1.

“AND THE CAT’S IN THE CRADLE

“I try to keep my faith in my people, but sometimes my people be acting like they evil.”

Albert loves too say good things are bad.