There is a gloriously cranky woman in Philadelphia who has a bra fitting place and it's the only place I buy bras now. I walked in for the first time and she took one look at my chest and shouted "NO! At least two sizes wrong! Get in the changing room right now!"

I went to all those hippy classes to and when it came time for my second all that went out the window. My little dude was a flipper, 40 weeks pregnant and he kept flipping, head up, head sideways, head down, head back up. So we had to schedule a c-section because he was sideways, which makes even a breech birth…

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

"hoo boy, I'll bet I'm going to need that part of me later...OH WELL."

Of course I'm weighing in. Be warned, I am giving (almost) all the details.

in a sexy-sex kind of way, re: porn- i get off to women getting off. fake orgasms do nothing, i need to see the actual attentiveness to a lady's bits, etc. which is why james deen does it for me, as does a lot of fetish stuff.

That doesn't even count as weird - everyone, male, female, in between, everyone is turned on by David Bowie in Labyrinth. It's, like, a fundamental truth of the universe. Water is wet, grass is green, and Jareth the Goblin King makes people feel funny things in the pants.

IM CHOKING

Not sure how weird it is, but I recall the thing that short-circuited my tiny, little brain the most. I still start to breathe heavily when I think about it too long. My wife (girlfriend at the time) told me she was going upstairs to take a shower. She came back down buck naked and took the video camera and plugged…

the movie Labyrinth, with David Bowie

There's an anime about that next season isn't there?

They give out actual badges? Hmm Hope they show yo to PAX south. I'd be down to get some badges

I take my leftover mashed potatoes, form them into patties, dip them in an egg wash, coat them with breadcrumbs, and fry them. You can have that recipe without having to listen to a Dugger. YOU'RE WELCOME.

with all the cases of hidden cameras in women's bathrooms, this really shows how stupid they are. *News flash*, assholes: Sexual predators have BEEN invading female spaces. And they don't need eyeshadow to fucking do it. You know the easiest way to cause a woman to get assaulted in a public bathroom?? FORCE HER TO USE…

Parents, who do you want undressing next to your daughter at the public swimming pool's private changing area?

This reminds me of a push poll someone tried on me a few years ago. There was some ballot measure (I don't even remember if it was for a law or just a non-binding resolution) about allowing trans- people the right to use the bathroom of the gender that they identified with. The pollster asked me if I'd be…

What in the hell kind of messed up logic is Duggar on?

Sigh!

Starting playing this last night. Super hooked. Really love the aesthetic and the attention to detail. Not to mention the dialogue trees! With attribute requirements!

Whoa wait, Paradox Friggin' Interactive picked up the actual publishing of this game? When did that happen?