It's hardly unreadable (you did read and comprehend it) you were just being a jerk. The style was unfamiliar to you, leading to your difficulty, but that says more about you than the writer.

The phrase "hundreds of years old" is not an appositive clause. It is an adjectival phrase directly modifying seed, so should not be set off by commas. The only thing worse than commenting on grammar is commenting on grammar and being wrong about it.

Commas and periods go a long way, dude.

I just want to throw a thought out there for you... I don't mean to undermine or lessen your feelings in the situation, but calling a guy names and blaming him for his needs is... well, it's not exactly the right approach. You two just weren't compatible - I don't know the guy, but I've been in his shoes before and…

don't' get me wrong, I'm not trying to blame the guy.

Then she has created the problem by being dishonest.

I'm probably going to be an asshole here, but don't think I'm not sympathetic to your experience.

You hadn't have sex with her, yet your gf was pregnant? That *is* bad news.

I have this problem, I don't like thing.

Apparently you've never heard a HHH promo.

You were BANNED for using/downloading Benoit??? Really?

I hear you. I finally went back and finished Artorius of the Abyss a few months after Dark Souls 2 launched, and it was significantly harder simply due to the much smaller population still playing DS1.

I absolutely hated Dark Souls. Just could not get into it. I tried going back to it multiple times, but I just couldn't stay into it. DS2, however, was a different story. THAT game I really dug! I put in about 160 hours and got all of the DLC. For whatever reason it just worked for me, even though the majority of what…

Good! She would look absolutely ridiculous standing next to a dinosaur with boxing gloves!

Yeaaaaa. I'm not one to advocate being "controlling" in a relationship, but I honestly don't think that's being controlling. Maintaining relationships with one's ex is weird. Straight up. My wife (back when she used to be my girlfriend) talked to a sorta-ex of hers for a good while (they dated for like a couple of…

Wait, but you can't be the Herald of Andraste, I'M the Hera—

College-grad girls are fun though. They don't hesitate to leap right out of the plane with you. ...But they also don't hesitate to leap before fully learning about parachute physics. Win some, lose some.