Safe and heavy don’t always go hand in hand.

Think that’ll be covered under warranty? Or are we going to find this on German Ebay soon? “All highway miles. Salveage title, but damage repaired by a professional shop!”

Noooo! The germans were the last ones consistently keeping the wagon alive. Damn.

Only those two engines? Man thats a bummer. At least BMW still makes wagons though. Audi hasn’t deemed us worthy any longer aside from the Allroad which is too posh...

Those GTs are so freaking ugly though! I’d take a 3-series wagon any day over one of those abominations!

Preach!

This isn’t real. Its a joke. A good friend (said friend might argue that point, haha) knows the service writer who wrote this up as a joke.

Hah. This just gave me a great idea for an easy/stupid car mod...

Fine. I guess I’ll just have to conduct some proper research on the harmlessness of alcohol tonight then.

False. Please cite your sources! Jalopnik is not the place to propagate unsubstantiated rumors!

Between the scene and the accents, all i can think of is Mad Max.

Or, you know, get a used steering wheel on eBay for like $50 that isn’t beat to shit.

I bet you would love Saab’s Banana-Fob...

Washing cars is for suckers.

You call that road rage? Spoiler alert: its not...

I scrolled by this quickly and thought it was a lotus. Came back and saw the 4 rings and was confused.

What did the rider do to deserve a ticket?

Famous last words...

Q5s are VERY nice. My wife loves hers. Not sure how upmarket shes looking to go thuogh as those hold their value well and a decent one in 2.0t trim is still in the 30s price wise. And don’t bother with a 3.2.

The e30s rooster tail made me smile.