Fine as hell! Hot damn!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

That's young Biden? Daaaaamn.

Oh yes. Never have I had such inappropriate feelings about a politician.

I actually think I saw that commercial on TV less than 6 months ago. It's one of those commercials that they'll seemingly play forever. Another one is the Cadbury Creme Eggs "Bunny Audition" commercial with various animals clucking. That commercial has been playing for 20+ years now.

And I'll never forget how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll...

My Mom hated that and complained every time it was on. For some reason it haunted her through the decades.

Still airs in Los Angeles market.

They ditched the fox and the cow.

I've never seen the long version before, they always just played the turtle/owl part of the commercial, and there were lines of dialog removed even from those parts.

I remember that! Hehehe...

Fighting crime in a future time

They still run it on Disney XD at the very least, as that is all my sons will ever watch.

The Eagles Are the Whitest Team in the NFL

He sounds like he's describing a zany whacky straight-to-VHS Disney channel original movie and some deranged woman's quest to fulfill herself by finding a man.

On the plus side SHIH-TZU

"Unconditional love is a superhuman trait." My lesson for the day...*barf*

I don't know, love you like a dog, sounds like a sociopath's dream relationship or porn. I mean isn't that the appeal dog's needs are so basic and simple.