OBAMA: Stock market doubled. Gas prices fall 50%. Unemployment at 5%. Killed Bin Laden.

This from a guy who said he couldn’t serve his country because he had a bone spur in his foot.

The fucking Hindenburg announcer was more restrained than these 2 radio guys.

Florida has two levels of red neck.

You think walking around your apartment naked is a victimless crime.

“the Hall is for the elite, not the exceptional.”

Talent without discipline is worthless. Any GM that picks up Manziel is a fool.

Bespoke is going to be my new hip-hop name. Mixtape drops soon!

This is exactly how the Arab Spring started.

To quote George Carlin, this woman is lower than a snake’s ball bag.

It was proofread at 200 MPH.

The Mirage had the Hoverboard at 45-1.

His kids should name their Hoverboard “Buster.”

Two game misconducts - in one game - should be an automatic ejection.

Brian Cooley most brutal review was for the Aston Martin Vantage.

Brian Cooley said it best. “Driving a Tesla Model S today is like driving a BMW back in the 80s.”

Hey Trump employees. Looks like you have a green light to bring your guns to work from now on.

The goalies’ job during OT.

Just show up for work in one of those Stephen Hawking chairs. Problem solved.