Still 10x better than stepping on a logo block with your bare feet.

1:11. You've been warned.

That reminds me. It's been over 2 hours since I've been on Redtube. See you later.

Idiot. Now, it's going to take him forever to find his EBT card.

He should put Billy Walters in his foursome. By the tenth hole, Billy will have Michael's jet.

Flying Spur. Looks like a Chrysler 300 on the outside.

I saw one yesterday. The size of the vehicle caught my attention and I had no idea it was a Maybach until I saw the logo on the trunk.

How long before he sells the finger on eBay?

No fair, he was throwing like twelve balls at once.

All I gotta say is that Mindy Kaling is really great in Homeland.

What the hell happened to settling matters with Wiffel Bat duels?

Hey, it starts just a few hours after the Nevada-Hawaii game.

Barcelona - 3 : Falcons - Nil (Full Time)

They are a +3 home dog against the New Jersey Generals.

Thanks assholes. Now the Port St. Lucie Hooters is going to be understaffed for Columbus Day.

Auto industry murdered. Elon Musk sought for questing.

He should have just booted it 60 yards into the parking lot and count the number of car alarms that go off.

Throwback Joe Biden approves.

She's a "scrappy" sideline reporter.

I think the NFL is peaking. Scandals will push out sponsors and concussions will push 2-sport athletes to the NBA and MLB.