88chumtheburner
Chumtheburner
88chumtheburner

It’s the attitude of “BUT NO HOMO!” that makes the difference, to me. If Ruby Rose is awakening someone’s sexuality in the same way that Laura Prepon in That 70s Show did for me (and my first girlfriend was an insanely tall, leggy blonde, go figure), that’s awesome! But learn to voice your affections in terms other

Really? I was hella confused because her expressions were soo much like Norma’s. I thought she was Norma with super cray youngifying makeup.

When you have spent however much on your hair and makeup and dress for a wedding, I don’t see how anyone in good conscience can ruin it...

I feel like if ever I were to get married and someone tried that shit on me I would divorce him on the spot.

Cream blush is a million times better than powder blush, and also, I have done this when I’ve forgotten my blush at home.

I have thin lips and it just means I have to be careful to not just swipe it on in a line, take the time to shape it into your cupid’s bow and over emphasise your lips a little. I also go for sheens over mattes because they have an amplifying effect.

I went to the Creation Museum 9 years ago on my college choir tour. I was still very Christian but I remember being annoyed by the judginess of the “hall of hate”, and I’m terrified of snakes and was scared of the “satan” diorama. Also my best friend was in the process of breaking up with her boyfriend the WHOLE trip

I too was in an accident last year— I’ve gotten conflicting reports of what happened and I remember nothing, which I think, for me, is the most traumatic part. I hate that I have to depend on the (very unreliable) testimony of the other driver and can’t defend myself. I know that I’m a very nervous driver now, it’s

I work at a boutiquey place so the few times I’ve gotten people flowers (mostly people I know like a specific flower) I buy a pretty vase, so the main gift is the VASE, and fill it with a bouquet based on their flower ahead of time. Then they can reuse the vase (or cute mug, or pitcher, or teapot) for whatever, and

There just has to be a 21+ person with ID to accept the package. There’s even a wine box type service called Club W where you choose a monthly assortment of wines to try.

I hate getting flowers. The act of a guy giving me a live thing to take care of infuriates me. Like, here, this is now your responsibility, DON’T LET IT DIE!!!!

I hate that every Jezebel comment I make corresponds to this in some way, but in Disneyland, you can buy Mickey ears that “Glow With The Show” for their World of Colour water show and Paint the Night Parades. You get a little paint brush for the parades where you can “change” the colour of your friend’s ears, too! I

My sister and I used to pretend to be mother and daughter. We were six years apart but I looked very old for my age at 16 (thanks boobs) and she looked very young at 10 (people routinely thought she was 6 or 7, damn those chipmunk cheeks). I don’t know what mystique lay in pretending to be a young unwed mother but

I’ve been on topamax for 5 years. The aphasia gets a little better (hard to say, anxiety has always made me a little ditzy when I talk), and I stopped losing weight after about a year. It does get better, for anyone with chronic migraines!

For an article about painkillers and when to take them, people have been very snippy about hangovers in these comments. I understand some people have a holier than thou attitude but some of us (me) get headaches after a few glasses of wine.

My drinking habits tend to be going out maybe once a week, but usually every other, for a max of three drinks (I can’t handle more than two generally, thanks topamax), so it sounds like I’m not really killing myself. But I will be careful.

I had always heard to wait until the next morning to take ibuprofin (I’m not a heavy drinker, but I’ll have a headache from just a glass of wine, so some kind of painkiller is usually necessary), but my friend always passes out powdered aspirin the night of, so I wondered if that was safe or if I’m doing hell on my

Yeah, my usual method is drinking plenty of water before bed and take ibuprofin and coconut water the next morning after the alcohol has hopefully passed through my system. My friend always gives us powdered aspirin the night of, so I wondered if that was doing hell on my liver.

That’s kind of assumptive, there’s no point in suffering through a two day hangover when there are plenty of ways to both prevent and get rid of it. I will be sick the next day from two glasses of wine (thanks topamax!), I’m not going to give it up completely when I could just pop a painkiller and drink some coconut

Isn’t it aspirin while you’re drunk and ibuprofin the next day while you’re hungover? That is the extent of my painkiller knowledge.